The Mirror was trying to explain why Doctor Who isn’t suitable for children anymore and how parents are angry about it and so they had a poll (that they thought would work in their benefit) and I am laughing at their failed effort.
Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable.
so basically we want Donna back
"Cole once hosted a party in which the attendees discovered that they all had the word "bottom" in their surname."
This man is my hero.
He’s like a Monty Python character.